Yea yea. im a little late in wishing you guys happy new year. heck. i've been busy. haha.. of cos i havent. i've just been slacking too much.. life's been too much of a bitch lately. so have u guys got the great old new year's resolution up yet? i came up with a few while talking with my great fren zach.. but cant seem to remember what they were already. wahahaha. so zach, if u read this, please remind me again what were my resolutions. :)
k lah i have no idea what to write already. the only reason why im bloggin today is becos an asshole keep pestering meto do so(u know who u r =X). but i'll leave you with a kinda funny crap sent to my email. So.... Enjoy the New Year people. :)
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling? A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!! A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
