Ok i know. its the holidays n i shld b updating more frequently. but heck. im a slacker. nobody in their right mind would think tat i would update tis frequently. (yeah andy im saying ur mind is so damn not right btw haha). actually i've been pretty moody lah nowadays (thus the slow sad songs haha). mayb cos of the lack of sleep im getting. it always happens when im on holidays. or mayb its the thoughts in my head. oh well... k lah im not gonna blog much now. kinda lazy so i'll just leave u with a joke i got in my mail. i mus say its kinda funny so enjoyz :)
The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you .'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did. Madam'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
